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The funniest insults available! Our list of the 75 top funny insults, we suggest if you decide to use them do it with extreme caution!

  1. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  2. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  3. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  4. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  5. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  6. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  7. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  8. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  9. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  10. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  11. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  12. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  13. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  14. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  15. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  16. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  17. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  18. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  19. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  20. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  21. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  22. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  23. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  24. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  25. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  26. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  27. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  28. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  29. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  30. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  31. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  32. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  33. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  34. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  35. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  36. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  37. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  38. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  39. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  40. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  41. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  42. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  43. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  44. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  45. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  46. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  47. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  48. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  49. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  50. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  51. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  52. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  53. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  54. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  55. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  56. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  57. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  58. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  59. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  60. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  61. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  62. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  63. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  64. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  65. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  66. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  67. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  68. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  69. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  70. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  71. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  72. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  73. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  74. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  75. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  76. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  77. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  78. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  79. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  80. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  81. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  82. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  83. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  84. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  85. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  86. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  87. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  88. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  89. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  90. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  91. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  92. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  93. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  94. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  95. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  96. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  97. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  98. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  99. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  100. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  101. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  102. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  103. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  104. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  105. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  106. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  107. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  108. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  109. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  110. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  111. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  112. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  113. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  114. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
  115. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
  116. Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
  117. You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
  118. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  119. It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  120. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

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